15/∞ Yixing gifs: Slaughtering us with his dance and a kiss
… yes Jongin. Good boy. You’re basically telling us that Yixing has Kris polaroids even in his underwear.
EXO PARTY HARD (ಥ⌣ಥ)
What do you do when your lover is mad at you?
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can’t do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The first officer is stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.
that was a wild ride
I don’t know if someone already done this before me but I did it because I wanted it as my alarm ringtone yehet.
a classic just in time for valentine’s day
EXO’s SHOWTIME OST :)
2. yehet + ohorat + all da strange noises of oh sehun
3. chenchen. chenchen. squawks, screams, and WAAAAEEEEEEE??
4. exo’s showtime theme song
How do you not smile listening to this?
so much overflowing memories
during the heirs parody: (suho = cha eunsang; luhan = kim tan)
suho’s little sniffle when luhan said suho’s face was too ugly